Starting Out Waltz Vivace
This is more for practicing dance than anything else. It never changes, it never gets interesting. This is important if you don’t want to trip over your feet while drilling a dance step.
Genre: Contemporary
Starting Out Waltz Allegretto
This is more for practicing dance than anything else. It never changes, it never gets interesting. This is important if you don’t want to trip over your feet while drilling a dance step.
Pleasant Porridge
Attention in the lobby: The show will begin shortly. Please find your seat. Souvenir programs are available for purchase at every entrance. Remember to set your bleeping devices to non-bleepie mode. This show features flashing lights, live bats, and almond butter. If you have a condition that may cause problems, please see us at the …
Late Night Radio
You know when you’re at a friend’s house overnight for an experimental airplane convention and there are people sleeping on various sofas, so you don’t want to turn on the lights – but then you run your shin smack into the metal coffee table, knocking over 3 mostly empty bottles and somehow breaking your friends …
Neon Laser Horizon
Build your pyramid in Five easy steps! 1) Level the intended build site 2) Get your GED in architecture 3) Quarry 100 million tons of limestone from a local quarry (cubits?) 4) Learn to be a charismatic leader 5) Synergize your assets from steps 3 and 4. Congratulations, you are on your way to pyramid …
Ether Vox
What do you get when you cross Phil Collins and Enya? You get a visit from the ethics department, and you get your funding revoked.
Ebbs and Flows
Oh no! The dolphin has an ethereal choir stuck in her blow-hole! Someone get the extractor tool, quick!
Sincerely
Talk wistfully about the past. Talk hopefully about the future. Talk about your hopes and fears. Talk about your neighborhood watch lady. Talk about your chill tracks!
Almost Bliss
I love sipping lemonade by the lake when a storm approaches. I love walking through apple orchards in the fall. I love the squeak of minivan tires being dragged onto the flatbed truck of the repo man. Memories of simpler times… so wonderful.
Angel Share
Starts slow and builds to an ecstasy the likes of which are almost guaranteed to garner donations from your flock! Bonus track comes with a everything except the drums in case you need a smoother feel.