Genre: World

Journey To Ascend

Jamming on some cheap percussion with some friends and a click track. Recommended uses for this track: Tiki bar, Museum exhibit of a bear, On hold music for an adventure bike tour company, Street festival in Monrovia (Liberia – not California).

Ethereal Relaxation

Meditation Tips: 1) Get comfortable. Maybe try sitting on a chair, or the ground. 2) Breathe. Why are you holding your breath? That won’t help. 3) Relax. Stop fighting the bear. You two can fight later. 4) Close your eyes. Meditation is less effective if you have toothpicks holding your eyes open. 5) Minimize distractions. …

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Ancient Mystery Waltz (Presto)

Whilst out walking and practicing the waltz down my block, this was the song that was going through my head. It isn’t super-waltzy sounding, but it is super easy to waltz to. Comes in 3 varieties, Chill, Spritely, and HANG ON, THIS IS VIENNESE!!!

Ancient Mystery Waltz (Vivace)

Whilst out walking and practicing the waltz down my block, this was the song that was going through my head. It isn’t super-waltzy sounding, but it is super easy to waltz to. Comes in 3 varieties, Chill, Spritely, and HANG ON, THIS IS VIENNESE!!!

Ancient Mystery Waltz (Allegro)

Whilst out walking and practicing the waltz down my block, this was the song that was going through my head. It isn’t super-waltzy sounding, but it is super easy to waltz to. Comes in 3 varieties, Chill, Spritely, and HANG ON, THIS IS VIENNESE!!!

Big Drumming

4 players. 4 big drums. This is more of an ingredient than a stand-alone piece of music. Serving suggestions: Add ambiance to your RPG. Spice up your next didgeridoo performance. Use as background beats for holiday caroling. Entertain with on-hold music for your telecommunications business.

Tiki Bar Mixer

How to make Tiki Drinks: Add rum. Add fruit juice. Add other rum. Add different fruit juice. Add another rum. Add some other juice thing. Top with crushed ice. Garnish with umbrella, flowers, pineapple, watermelon, small plastic dinosaurs, and sugar cane. Light on fire.

Moonlight Beach

Bare bones island vibe without all the excitement and thrills. At about 2 and a half minutes in, it gets even less exciting! The mallet rolls are pretty good though. I used an EM1 Malletstation and real mallets. Makes a difference.

Island Meet and Greet

While this is a party, we caution all the lemmings out there against the formation of conga lines. Things can, and have, taken a turn for the tragic out by the cliffs, volcanos, quicksand pits, coconut groves, tidal pools, and most tragic of all the gift shop.