Genre: Silent Film Score

Onion Capers

Hey buddy, that is quite the sack of onions you have! If I had a sack of onions like that, I’d be happier than a tree on Arbor Day! Everyone wants to get their hand in an onion sack like that. Me? I like a nice purple onion, but you don’t get to pick favorites …

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Le Grand Chase

You never notice how effective a car horn is until you use it. I usually park my car near a sidewalk and alarm 7 year olds on their way to and from school. 7 year olds are your target market for this sort of thing. They jump like antelope! All the kids in my neighborhood …

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Wagon Wheel

Super jaunty quick tune with 3 distinct parts. The main theme starts in the beginning, Super syncopated theme starts at about a minute in, and the industrial comedy theme starts at 1:30 or so.

Lively Lumpsucker

Hijinks, antics, shenanigan, tomfoolery! We got it all here for you! Solo out of tune piano for all of your slapstick needs! Sheet music available (More button). You can download this piece with all the parts plus bonus record-destressed version plus a normal piano – and all of these also at a faster tempo here!


Some ragtime, some western saloon piano, all fun. More fun than you can handle. That’s HYPERfun! You can download this in uncompressed format here! Comes with all parts isolated along with a slower version, and a faster version.

Run Amok

Super comedy action sequence. You’ll know if you need this. This piece is available in a full uncompressed version here. The download contains each section individually as well.

Fun in a Bottle

Peppy piano piece that has a tinge of darkness, but is always happy! An uncompressed version of this piece in nine different forms at 2 different tempos on 3 different pianos is availble!