Genre: Funk

I Got a Stick Feat James Gavins

Funky Horns? Funk! Funky Guitar? Funk! Funky Bass? Funk! Funky Drumming? Double Funk!! Vocals: James Gavins. Uncopyrightable Lyrics: (“I got a stick.”) James Gavins and Kevin MacLeod Arrangement and instruments: Bryan Teoh


The good news is, you can take as long as you want to answer the final million dollar question! The bad news is that you have to listen to the synth horns until you’re done.


One of the first hipster art forms, this is built by stacking simple phrases, and can be performed by one person. This makes it perfect for playing that Tuesday gig you managed to pull at Arlenes Grocery. Sorry, man – I don’t have any cloves. This is my last one.

Shaving Mirror

Hey, yo – welcome to the sic’est grammar podcast on the planet, where your future will have been perfectly continuous. I can’t really think up much more in the realm of grammar jokes without going to the “dangling participle”. And that’s not happening.

Miami Viceroy

Musical wallpaper! You might think that’s a bad thing, but it quite useful for playing under interviews, or during countdowns, or in really hip cafes where you can get an Americano (coffee) or an Americano (Campari+vermouth cocktail). Life Pro Tip: ALWAYS refrigerate your vermouth! It is a wine product and will go bad if open …

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A little aggressive, a little chill, a little groovy, a little cool. Not entirely appropriate for all occasions, but in the right context – it may be just what you need! This is the “Goth 7th-Grader” of the music world. The instrument with the sharp chord hits is the mighty Mellotron, which is a pre-sampler …

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Chill Wave

I was looking for a subject to analogize the depth of my knowledge for the Chill Wave genre of music. Wikipedia was there for me with entire things that I didn’t even know were things; Randle Cotgrave! Yeon Namgeon! Digital Mammographic Imaging! Rebelj, Serbia! In brief… I know nothing about Chill Wave. Hope you enjoy …

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District Four

Deep grooving crazy big percussion. Super danceable! High energy, without every getting the way. Useful for tech videos, badass characters, or general listenings! The download comes with all the parts separated out as well as a bonus track at 165 beats per minute (slightly slower and even deeper grooving!).

Funky Chunk

Get down with the ‘get down’! A very clean sort of funk thing. Appropriate for a widevariety of exciting sorts of things, including funky dance parties, car washing (dance parties), barbecuing (dance parties), and colonoscopy (dance parties).